J: Watch out for the well!

Hello, Julian, I am (name), reporting for Channel Nine News. Speaking of the well, would you like to comment ont he rumors suggesting that someone recently fell down it?

J: What?! Who told you that? Was it William? That blasted...

So someone did fall down the well?

J: NO! Nobody has fallen down the well. That's just William trying to discredit me. As if it isn't bad enough that he acts like a penguin, now he's spreading lies and rumors about me!

What about the strange sounds other have been reporting?

J: Dreams! Hallucinations! Imaginations run wild! NOBODY IS DOWN THAT WELL! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm very busy.

Very well. Thank you, Julian...

C: Thank you, (name), for your interview of Julian. Very hard-hitting.

Yes, Cindy. It seems Julian is a bit unhinged...

C: These times are tough on everyone, (name). And that's...the way it is. This is Cindy Donovinh...signing off!!

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