J: Watch out for the well!
Hello, Julian, I am (name), reporting for Channel Nine News. Speaking of the well, would you like to comment ont he rumors suggesting that someone recently fell down it?
J: What?! Who told you that? Was it William? That blasted...
So someone did fall down the well?
J: NO! Nobody has fallen down the well. That's just William trying to discredit me. As if it isn't bad enough that he acts like a penguin, now he's spreading lies and rumors about me!
What about the strange sounds other have been reporting?
J: Dreams! Hallucinations! Imaginations run wild! NOBODY IS DOWN THAT WELL! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm very busy.
Very well. Thank you, Julian...
C: Thank you, (name), for your interview of Julian. Very hard-hitting.
Yes, Cindy. It seems Julian is a bit unhinged...
C: These times are tough on everyone, (name). And that's...the way it is. This is Cindy Donovinh...signing off! Good...day!