R: Hey there, citizen.

Hey. How's it going over here?

R: Well...we're safe here by the gate for some reason, but it's wild out there.


R: Yeah. It's bad enough that the Lawn Gnomes are all over the place, but they're also organizing outposts and headquarters out there in the Village Greens.

I know. I was helping Leon earlier doing scouting patrols around the northern encampments.

R: Really? That's fantastic. Y'know...we could use some able-bodied folks down here, too.

Things are not going smoothly down here?

R: You've got that right. The northern half of Village Greens is a cake walk compared to the lawn gnomes outposts further south.

There's more of them down there?

R: Yup. And they're tougher too. We need all the help we can get.

>>What can I do for you, Remo?

R: As much as you possibly can, I think. heh. We Regulars are strtched so thin that we can't counterattack at all. If you're willing to help, I'll get you pointed in the right direction. What do you say?

>>Tell me more about those missions. (**NOTE: The reward for completing Remo's series of task includes the selection of a new ring!**)

R: Well, the road we're on now stretches west toward Bill's Ranch. The area south of this around is a lot more organized than the areas you've seen to the north. Coordinated, if you know what I mean.

Coordinated? How so?

R: Hmmm...for instance...the pink flamingos you see down there seem to act like watchdogs. They run as soon as they see you and alert everything that moves in the area. They run pickets,'s scary how organized these 'lawn ornaments' seem now.

So what do you want me to do?

R: Let's start small. The gnomes seem to keep their flamingos in small flocks at different locations in the area. Tackle a few of those flocks and cut down their numbers. The fewer of those flamingos that are around the better. go bash some of those flamingos and then come back to you?

R: Yup. That's about it.

That sounds pretty basic. I'll be back in just a few.

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